Asloo aur Fazlu k Rozay!

Pichla waqiya guzray abhi buhat ziada arsa nae guzra tha k ghar aur ghar walon se tang aur pareshan aye huay Asloo aur Fazlu ne apne is farigh-al-tehseel daur ko ghaneemat jana aur jab kuch na mila tou “Yoo Faqeer Club” join karlia aur ab dono buhat se ilaqon me maqbool hotay gaye aur apni faqeeriyat ka jadu tamam logo par chala dia. Is kaam me unhon ne kaafi paisay kamaye aur jo thekaydaar ka hissa hota wo bhi usay dete gaye. Qismat is dafa in par kuch ziada hi meherbaan thi k na tou dono k abba ne aur na hi kisi aur rukawat ne unka rasta roka aur wo taraqqi kartey chalay gaye. Ghar par is jhansay mein phansaya hua tha k kisi azeez yaar ne kaheen nokri lagwa di hai aur ye usi par jatay hain. Abba Miyaan seedhay itnay k unhay tou bus kamayi se matlab kabhi peechay jakar dekha nae k ho kya raha hay. Ab bheek mang mang kar shaklain bhi esi miskeen ho gayeen theen k mahinay me amdani ka ratio 2000-3000 tou asani se hojata. Ghar me dete dilatay aur apni ayashiyon se bach bacha kar ab Ramzan Shareef  ki amad tak unke paas 2000 rupay bachay thay. Jese bhi hon Ramzan shareef ka roza nae chortay thay ek bhi kyun k dono ki nazar me shayed wahee ek rasta tha k jissay paisay bhi bachtay thay aur bhook bhi control me rehti thi. Khair aaj Miyaan Asloo ne Ramzan shareef ki ek to-do list banai thi, qk ab wo mazeed bheek mangna nae chah rahay thay tou uske shetani charqay me kuch aur plan chal raha tha.

• Jhoot nae bolna.
• Chori nae karni
• Galat bayani nae karni
• Gheebat nae karni
• Kisi ka dil nae dukhana

Ab is to-do list par amal daramad unpar faqat kisi shariyat k mutabiq lagoo hogaya tha. Khair aaj ghar me ailaan hogaya tha k kal se nokri par nae jaengey aur in Ramzan shareef kuch naya karenge.
Chand nazar agaya tha aur Sehri bhi kar k ghar se dono Muhabbat Khan k dhaabay per puhanchay thay Namaz wagaira se farigh hokar neeyat-e-roza hochuki thi aur ab agay ka laah-e-amal ye tha k Fazlu ko agay k manshoor se agaah kiya jaye.

“Dekh Fazlu humaray paas ab tak taqreeban 2000 paray hain, meri Khalid se baat hui thi wo bata raha tha k uska ek banda gaon gaya hay ramzan shareef karnay tou uski rerhi (thela) khali para hay aur agar hum chahein tou uski badolat koi karobar shuru kardain, tera kya khayal hay?” Fazlu ne Asloo ki baat k jawab me hamesha ki tarhan haami bharli aur dono dupehar tak Khalid k pas puhanchay tamam maamlat tey karne k baad usay jhansay me phansa lia k rerhi k paisay wo mahinay k akhir tak de deinge aur dono rerhi lekar agay barh gaye. Ab unke pas ek rerhi, 2000 rupay aur ek tarazu tha agay unhe ye sochna tha k wo karain tou karain kya. Wahee kiya jo karsaktay thay. Teen dabbay walay ban gaye aur doosray ilaqay me ye karobar shuru kardia. Ab 10 rozay guzar gaye thay aur paisay bhi agaye thay tou unka dil phir lalchaya aur unho ne Khalid k paas jakar uski rerhi wapas kardi aur kaha k ye inke bus ka kam nae aur rozon me buhat thakka deta hay wo ye kaam kisi aur ko deday. Khalid ne buhat israr kiya k ab tou mahinay k 10 din bhi guzar gaye hain aur sath me iske paisay bhi atkay huay hain magar un dono ne ek na mani aur wahan se chaltay banay. (Kisi ka dil nae dukhana)

“Aaj Pervaiz sahib bata rahay thay k unki tabiyat kuch nasaaz hay aur rozay bhi rakh rahay hain tou kisi helper ki zururat hai dukan par tum kaho tou tumhari baat karun?” Asloo k abba ne aj kaam se wapas akar us say kaha. “Haan karlain abba magar unka ilaqa tou agay hay kafi.” “Tou tum kya chotay bachay ho?” Abba ne sawal kara. “Nae abba aap baat karlain” Asloo tayyar hogaya aur ye mumkin na tha k jahan Asloo ho wahan Fazlu na ho tou bus aj 12wain rozay par unka pehla din tha Pervaiz General Store par. Pervaiz sahib ko tou dono ne zabardast beemar bana dia aur ghar bitha dia aur ab agayi muhallay ki wahid dukaan Asloo aur Fazlu k haath me. Sub se pehla kaam tou ye kara k jo jo samaan Ramzan Shareef me kum istimal hota tha wo utha kar alag kardia aur Asloo, Khalid se jakar wahee rerhi dubara le aya. Ab Fazlu wo saman rerhi par saja kar nikal para galiyon galiyon ziada daamon me bechnay aur wahan k masoom log esi anokhi rerhi ko dekh kar qareedari bhi karlete. Whattay masoom qoum we have! 

2 din tou yahee hua aur dukaan ka tamam extra saman bikk gaya aur ab bari thi kuch paisay mila kar dukan per wo items rakhnay ki k jo ramzan shareef aur logo k dastarkhuwanon ki jaan hoti hai. Aj ghar se nikaltay huay Fazlu ko 500 ka note palang k paas se mila aur usnay Allah ki dein samajh kar apni jaib me rakh lia (Chori nae karni)

Khajooron, Pheni, Khajla, Doodh, Cheeni, Mashrubat aur deegar tamam Ramzan oriented item ab unho ne Pervaiz General Store par jama kar lie thay aur Sale k bhi baray baray ishtehaarat laga die thay aur wo ishteharat ek adad Price list k sath awezan thay. Jo kuch istarhan thi (Galat bayani nae karni)

Wahan ki masoom qoum ne 22-23 rozay tak tou khareedari kari magar jese jese Eid qareeb anay lagi unki munafa khori ki shikayat police inspector se kardi aur wo sahib aa bhi gaye karwai k liye magar raat k andheray me unse bhi tanka fit kara lia aur Bhatta dekar mamla rafa dafa kara. Ab jahan ka qanoon khuli munafa khori ki ijazat deraha ho tou wahan kon in jhamailon me paray k unhe girafttaar karwaye. Ab esi halat me k jab unka karobar khoob jam gaya tha aur Pervaiz sahib ko bhi munafay k ilawa kisi cheez se sar o kar nae tha tou kon tha jo unhe rokta? Aj 27 ki shab thi aur dono dukan band kar k masjid hi gaye thay aur ibadat karnay k bahanay ek konay me beth gaye thay. Dono apni kiye par buhat khush thay aur Allah k is karam ka shukriya ada kar rahay thay magar Allah ki laathi shayed be-awaz hay aur Ramzan shareef me tou Shetan qaid kardiya jata hay magar Eid par khul jata hay aur azaab ka na ana apke galat aamal par bhi koi khas khushi ki khabar nae, pakrayi tou zarur hoti hay aur aksar toofan k anay se pehle sannata hi hojata hay aur ye shayad wahee sannata tha ab dono bahar masjid k sehen me bethay dukaan par anay walay kum aqal logo k baray me batain karte paye gaye jo k kafi mughalizat se bharpoor theen k me yaahan likhne se qasir hun (Gheebat nae karna)

Aj Eid ul Fitr ka chand nazar agaya tha aur dono Seewaiyon aur Mehendi ki cone wagaira bech kar Pervaiz bhai se apna munafa lekar ghar ki janib chal diye. Eid ki namaz k baad masjid se apne apne ghar ja kar sustanay k baad aaj kafi din baad wo Muhabbat Khan k dhaabay par aye thay abhi dono ne Chaye mangwai hi thi k samnay se Pervaiz bhai k ilaqay k Police afsar aur saath me paros walay uncle unki janib arahay thay. Atay hi Police inspector ne sawal kiya k wahan kya loot maar macha rakhi thi dono ne aur yahan dono k bahanay shuru (Jhoot nae bolna)

Go Police inspector ne sab suna magar kisi baat par razi na huay aur dono ko pakar kar Jail me daal dia aur Asloo aur Fazlu dono sir jhukaye zameen par ek konay me beth gaye!

Sawal: Kya cheez Asloo aur Fazlu ki giraftari ka baais bani jab k unho ne tou inspector ko bhatta bhi dia tha?
Jawab: Awal tou us ilaqa makeeno ki haye, Doosri us to-do list ko na maan’na, Teesri Ramzan shareef me unke amaal aur Akhri ye k Inspector ko Ramzan Shareef ki zakat tou mil gayi magar Eid ki Eidi! :D

Note: Is light comedy se mene muashray k buhat se pehluon ko ujagar karney ki koshish ki hay, Asloo aur Fazlu jese kirdar hum sub me maujud hain jo wese tou poora saal hi humari zaat me hotay hain magar Ramzan k muqaddas mahinay mein ziada hi numayan hojatay hain.

Where are we heading?

Ye bhi hay Pakistan!

When a baby is born, it takes a period for his/er sustenance, after that the education period initiates and when it ends different sort of jobs in anticipation of his/er incorporation with them. This is the general process of a man's life, but in Pakistan this funda is revolutionized. First it took a time for a "normal-living" couple to bear a baby and once s/he brings into being, starts the real dealings of thought progression.
Now move towards the revolution that established here. This is a no-good factor. Here, the whole lot is deflated, not going far-off the greatness of this nation as I wrote earlier in Reasons to believe in Pakistan, black sheep are all over the place and they usually create chaos that is devastating or worsening and once they're put in the political system or in the authorities that are super or the liable one nothing go in unadulterated and pure manner. Pakistan is in a state of war and being a can of worms since a long period of time and that is by and large as a consequence of corrupt and fraudulent elected diplomats.
 Not taking the controversial issues overboard I just consider fetching some realism frontward that nearly all put behind the curtain because of our peculiar negligence. There is nothing out of the box that high officials are to blame for the worse law and order situation, for the religious sect massacre, for the sectarian genocide, for under table issues flanked by various political parties, for the shrieking and yelling anchorperson, for the buy and sell of advocates, public prosecutors and lawyers, for the favorite court cases, and over the roof khat na likhne ka matter. I think have said enough! 
Now wait and think of the matters I highlighted! Our government dispersed us greatly into our personal need to live crisis like bijli,rashan,cheeni,petrol aur ashiya-e-khurdnosh ka buhran that most of us aren't aware of our state of affairs, political scenario and the deterioration of our beloved nation due to their fraudulent acts. Most of the issues I tinted are not natural they're created and build! Our officials do not want us to get out-of-the-way by the mental torture they planned in last decades. For instance if a person luckily set aside by hunger and get something to eat, the law and order situation is so worsen that it's hard to go far-off these local traded terrorists on road and if a person is extra lucky that he resuscitate from them too na beta tujhe hum firqawarana fasadat me mardeinge. We are living in a state where everyone is a supporter of money ranging from political party holders to the advocates and lawyers, public prosecutors to the anchorperson on news channels and now it's not only about the political hoot like Mubashir Luqman and Meher Bukhari, this problem has arose in our religious sector also, not truly thrashing out this matter, but Amir Liaquat is an epitome. They have come to go after showbiz tactics everywhere like Veena Malik hoe. I'm not describing what I mean in detail, but sure of my readers they are skillful enough than me and would unquestionably dig out what I meant in veiled terms. We're puzzled and baffled into these situations this much that our life until we born in Pakistan just circulates between Life and Death and by this dilemma I am not sure of going in any good direction so far.

"Jab ek tawaif faroqt hoti hay tou sirf uska jism bikta hay lekin,

Jab ek sahafi ka qalam faroqt hotay hay tuo poori qoum bik jati hai"

In no direction we're heading so far!

Shehr-e-Zaat

When Pakistani drama industry put an end to its blockbuster dramas like Ankahi, Tanhaiyan, Afshan, Uncle Urfi, Dhoop Kinaray, Waris, etc. in late 90s the crowd turned over to Sitaray walay channel and it took a period for Pakistani directors and producers to gather nation's crowd to their personal novelty.  
HUM TV played a gleaming responsibility over this subject. From being aired in 2005 it portrayed various stories, some that were really excruciating, astounding, and startling or some squabble, but in some way the channel corroborated its reality in many ways. After the completion of a tingling love story Mata-e-Jaan, the channel came up with an exceptional story of Umera Ahmed; Shehr-e-Zaat.
Wholly two episodes went on air until now and so I am not divulging the further story. I rarely have seen any serial that encapsulate succinctly and aesthetically in its first scene that take your soul from a level to another.

            Qabrustan fascinate honay ki jaga nahi hoti.

            Achaww..Phir kis liye hoti hai?

            Ibrat hasil karne k liye.

Nonetheless until now there have been plentiful scenes depicted that soothe your subsistence if you essentially watch it with whole heart and mind constantly. As I read its novel I get so enthused with the spotting in the serial. As far it revealed, I am fairly persuaded and contented with the cinematography that it will influence many of its observer’s spirit the same that left book’s readers.

This is a tale of an upper class girl who used to be of an egotistical, proud, and conceited nature and a self-absorbed personality carrier who transforms by an epoch of time and come to know the reality of this cosmos.

This article in actual is not a review of this serial, but is to resonate the definite meaning of our existence. Though in it, the girl (Falak) move ahead to Ishq-e-Haqeeqi after getting botched in Ishq-e-Majazi, but if being a valiant and smart mortal we crave to the real verity of the whole situation of knowing what God is. This play is reminiscent of an undeniable truth that there is no deity except God. He alone is the sustainer of all that exists. Nothing can happen without His willing it. He alone has power over everything. He alone has the knowledge of the past, the present, and the future. His domain extends over the heavens and the earth. As the director Sarmad Sultan Khoosat said this in an interview, “This story is something uncommon and you really have to watch this with both your heart and mind working constantly to absorb the reality.” Which I don’t feel is nevertheless wrong. Such topics are now would like to be emphasized as the society and time’s need. There is some really knowing and perceptive dialogues in between now added in the serial that do leave a mark over your heart.

            “Pehlay pehlay apnay haath say banaye hue butt say piyaar hojata hai phir apnay aap say ishq hojata hai phir apnay aap ko aadmi kaamil samajhnay lagta hai.”

As a personal viewer and a reader of this story I must say it will surely affect people’s heart and if a spectator like me wants to absorb it in his existence there is whole guidance in it. As for a betterment I advice you to watch this serial as the director narrated or just read the novel. You will really feel some inner changes.

Hazrat Umer

It happens with most of us; a name you entirely don't know becomes the one who are acquainted with you the finest. Sometimes it took a period or sometimes just a glimpse. Likewise ensue to me. A boy named Umer Siddiqui, I don't even know his existence on this planet and never think of being his friend or identified. He appeared from somewhere in my life a year back and situate his own position, a unique, a replaceable one. We frequently utter that character counts and when it turns up to pertain in reality, he is the one be applying it fittingly over his existence. Honesty is definitely an accomplishment that takes you from soil to the heavens and this is the thing Umer totally concern on his nature, his lovable, jolly, kind, engaging and managed personality flourishes his subsistence more intensely. Away from fighting, but keep on teasing everyone really made his individuality a convenient one.

Okay, so now you think he’s really a nice, humble and cute guy. NO PLEASE NO. What we say in common, yeah!

ISKI MASOOM SURAT PAR MAT JAANA, KAMEENGI, ZALAALAT AUR HAR**PAAI ME PhD hay PhD.

Ye is ki kameeni pictures hain :P dekhlo bhae :P Apne doston k DSLR se khichwata hay Kutta!

Coming to our friendship, I never thought of being this close to him that I will write an essay cum post over him, but as a gift to him on the completion of a year of our friendship I opt to give this a shot. Meri ammi Alee'ha Fatima ne mujhe Umer ko 1 saal pehle goud dia tha aur tub se me iski aulad hone ka farz ada kar raha hun. Okay, being honest I never thought that he will come this closer as a friend/helper/brother to me ever, but his nature, persona wholly stirred me and my opinion and here we are. Another utmost of all attribute of this Kammenafied bachcha is that he all the time give respect to me that is very uncommon nowadays in acquiring from anybody and so he deserves the same. I love this guy and wish to be with him until the last breath Amen!

In the end my mom wants to share something to this boy,
UMER le parh,

Karakti Bijliyan 2.0

 

This time it is not about eunuch and their activities neither for being a symbol of modesty, but it is fairly related to the assortment of womanly gender. This time the disparagement is crammed in those tight, fixed, dense, and deep necks, waists, and loins; so-called modern dresses or pieces of attire from which even passing of air is not allowed. Yes! I am talking about my west-influenced-eastern-wannabe lady-ss. I am not against the ‘other’ western ways of living, but this one. No! This is something beyond. I deem over the matter like for millions of time, but could not get any trace as a justified answer for this because; “We dress like this because __”. Nevertheless, I found many girls out there who favor wearing pants, jeans, tee shirts, shirts, uppers, or sometimes west dominated peejays and bermuda shorts (which is definitely not our culture/tradition). Wearing tee-s or shirts are not awful, but what is, it is the excessive intake of it. Deep necks, tight waists or dense loins are something afar and this is not only happening in those tops or uppers, but are now found in any adequate clothes like kameez-shalwar, sari-blouses or kurta-s. What madden me are the deep necks, like honestly what is your philosophy after them? Necks are so broaden that the cleavage is hence clear, waists are not even back in race, they are accordingly tighten that you can yet see-through them. Dupattas, scarfs, hijabs or burqas are far, initially these tailoring bloopers should recover, only then my ladies are going for some symbols of modesty. I am saying all this effortlessly because I am a man, I do not found it captivating that any of my women garb up like the manner occurring currently, and I consider none of a being alike me out there contradict with the same.

Even in our religion not all this is permissible, I am no one to teach the rights and wrongs of Islam to you, but Quran says:

“O children of Adam! Surely we have bestowed upon you a garment to cover your shame, as well as to be an adornment to you, and the garment of piety is the best.” (Al-A’raf, 26)

Following Islamic teachings are far, but at least we do not have to go opposed to them. We do not have to do that we are dispose of. Screening cleavage or waistlines are unproblematic to catch the attention, but not of God, this appeals only to His chastisement.

Pinpointing this subject is not an indication of anti-feminism, but is to give this burning factor a blow of wind so that for at least a period, it will extinguish. 

“I found this fairly justified that if being naked is being modern then animals are mainly modern on the planet.”

Mardana Kamzori.



The least I know in our religion it’s clearly cited that “Women have been created out of men's rib- (Quran Says)”, this is often used only when it comes to the discernment of women’s prominence in a society, but it can also be used accordingly that there should at least some of the women’s characteristics are found in men’s persona, Agree? I guess, yes. There are some trappings that make men’s actuality so alike women unbelievably top it off “Emotions and Sentiments.” Now, at this point I want to make my title clear that this entire article is not about what you think at first, but it is something ek mard ki kamzori- feelings, emotions, and sentiments are also a weakness to men just as our sinf-e-nazuk khawateen(women).

It has always said that men are less sensitive and emotional than women and so they not be worthy of any compassion and kindness. Experience speaks that if you have found a true loving and a sincere men you're as lucky as one in hundred because it has usually seen that when a man loves someone it is all from his heart and everything he does or say is nothing, but genuine, honest, and indubitable. Depression, desolation or dejection, these terms are not only made for women, but if you read a true loving or any men with the feeling of love, honesty, and sincerity's existence you found all these aspects in his day to day dealing. It is right that men do not illustrate his abasement or pain easily, but that does not mean he is antipathy. Egoistic nature is common among men that lead them not to exemplify their inner twinge and grief after losing a loved one or being in a crucial situation with the one. He cried, he prayed, he exclaimed, he wished, he craved for his loved one maybe in the obscurity of night, maybe hiding his woe behind smile. Things usually are not the way we think; there is always a story at the back of strong men, sometimes a heartbreaking one or sometimes tragic. People do not necessitate to judge that men is less sentimental than women and a heartless fellow, whereas do not examine his feelings for a loved one. Nonetheless, every man is somewhere a loving, affectionate, and devoted to the one he wants. Feelings, emotions, and sentiments are also Mardana Kamzori-s.

“The times I spend with you had some thorns, but the times I missed you had no roses.” -Gopinathan K

Reasons to believe in Pakistan.

Agree with the fact that nowadays Pakistan is a can of worms. It didn't come up as a developed state so far in 64 years, but yet will to. The system of this country is in the wrong hands, but did they elect themselves? No. I'm not blaming you for it that you elected them, but people like us did, Pakistanis did. No foreign policy or third hand elected them. Well that is a matter of fact, no one out there takes the deterioration's debris over his/her head, but when it comes to progression everyone seems interested.

Independent of the difficulties and problems in Pakistan and some of the real holocaust, there are many blessings and happiness related to this land that we rarely look upon. Agree that, we yet not able to see Pakistan as Allama Iqbal's poetry or as a place he did dream of, but still it's better than many. Agree, we are facing economical crisis, but still have finance that we aren't begging to each other. Coming to the beauty, if we just set a view to our northern areas no one is able to compare Pakistan's natural beauty to any foreign (natural tourist spot). Places like Badshahi mosque, Minar-e-Pakistan, Sheesh Mehel, Masjid-e-Faisal do not let us go far from the reality and beauty of this land. The resolution for an independent state was passed the same day years back and the biggest achievement of it is that we are having this country on the world's map and Pakistan let no stone unturned to prove its presence and existence to other countries.  There are numbers of people dwell on this land who makes us proud or many people left the world, but after proving them as Pakistanis and made the land proud of them. Alike Abdul Sattar Edhi, Dr. Abdus Salam, Arfa Kareem Randhawa, Naseem Hameed, Sharmeen Ubaid Chinnoy, there are millions of name through which, even in the crucial situations Pakistan's name is on the hoof.

Standard of education is relatively low, I agree and even the literacy rate is not as high as it has to be, but the number of promising and capable students, youth, and educationists is not any way low. Educational institutes are less, but the rate of able students is so high. Any common institute nourishes students like, Azeem Anwar, Abdullah Nazir, Askar Jaffery, Talha Ashfaq, Omer Tariq etc. I know, these names are not so common yet, but in forth coming years, their capability and hard work leads them to fame and proud for Pakistan. Amen.

Independent of religious point of view, we have our own icons and heroes in showbiz and fashion industry. Actors, writers, poets, directors, singers, etc, are uncountable of whom we can proud of as Pakistanis. Shaan, Ali Zafar, Anwar Maqsood, Durdana Butt, Umera Ahmed, Wasi Shah and the list goes on. They are the people who let you think about the qualities of this land without losing a fraction of second.

Here are some of the achievements of Pakistan, rest you will search on the Internet.

But a problem is that I am unable to end this article because achievements are much that I am unable to mark a full stop. Happiness has arose that let smiles not go fade on the faces and why not Pakistan has only lived 64 years yet, it will move forward too far and will stand in the Que of developed states soon.

InshaaAllah. Amen.

Happy Resolution Day and remember there are many reasons to believe in Pakistan. 

Here's a treat for all Pakistanis.

Reasons to smile.